|Yes, I throw my clothes on the floor. You should, too.|
That green dress up there. One of my favorite casual dresses. I wore it yesterday.
Normally, I would not blog about the apparel I donned on a random Tuesday, but yesterday it was windy. I didn't realize it was that windy because I had not actually been outside before time to pick up RNR and Bonus from school.
I drove to the school, parked, stepped out of my car, and PULLED A MARILYN right in front of Miss Noteworthy's friend's father as he sat in his minivan and chatted on the phone. That gust of wind came out of nowhere, and I found myself with my dress practically wrapped around my head.
|Marilyn over a subway vent in "The Seven Year Itch"|
I did a little shriek and put my hands over my dress in front and back to pull it down. And turned a little red. Okay, a lot red.
I hightailed it out of there. I was not hanging around there for the awkwardness. It was just one dad. Maybe he didn't see me half-naked after he had just given me the obligatory "How are you?" head nod.
I hurried over to the crosswalk. As I crossed the street the crossing guard told me I might want to get a few fishing lures to weigh down the bottom of my dress.
Yeah, I had pretty much flashed the whole elementary school parking lot.
At least it was after I started laser hair removal....