Wednesday, May 2, 2012

The Case For Panties

Yes, I throw my clothes on the floor.  You should, too.

That green dress up there.  One of my favorite casual dresses.  I wore it yesterday. 

Normally, I would not blog about the apparel I donned on a random Tuesday, but yesterday it was windy.  I didn't realize it was that windy because I had not actually been outside before time to pick up RNR and Bonus from school.

I drove to the school, parked, stepped out of my car, and PULLED A MARILYN right in front of Miss Noteworthy's friend's father as he sat in his minivan and chatted on the phone.  That gust of wind came out of nowhere, and I found myself with my dress practically wrapped around my head.   

Marilyn over a subway vent in "The Seven Year Itch"    

I did a little shriek and put my hands over my dress in front and back to pull it down.  And turned a little red.  Okay, a lot red. 

I hightailed it out of there.  I was not hanging around there for the awkwardness.  It was just one dad.  Maybe he didn't see me half-naked after he had just given me the obligatory "How are you?" head nod.

I hurried over to the crosswalk. As I crossed the street the crossing guard told me I might want to get a few fishing lures to weigh down the bottom of my dress.  

Yeah, I had pretty much flashed the whole elementary school parking lot.

At least it was after I started laser hair removal....

1 comment:

  1. Were you wearing fancy panties? School pick up would usually result in less-than-best panty selection in my experience.