Two weeks ago when I accidentally arrived an hour and a half early for derby practice (don't ask...), I had, well, an hour and a half to spare, so I decided to do a little shopping.
I bought a variety of items including a rug, a shirt, a medicine cabinet organizer, two dresses for me and one dress for Miss Noteworthy.
Miss Noteworthy did not like the neckline of her dress and the dress I loved was enormous on me (a good problem, I realize). Those were going back.
I tried on my other dress which was a form-fitting red number. It was what I call a five pound dress. If I lost five pounds it would fit perfectly, but at that particular moment, it was too tight in my butt.
I quickly decided I would take it back, laid it on my bed, and walked out of the bedroom.
Later that day...
I walked into my bedroom to discover that Bonus had "helped" me by taking the tags off of my new dress for me.
I'm now trying to lose five pounds to be able to wear the red dress I wasn't wanting to keep. I have dusted off Brazil Butt Lift and am starting today. Last time I did it I lost four pounds in the first week, so it might be possible. I hope I stay on track enough to be able to wear it out to dinner in Vegas next week. I'll be meeting Mr. Incredible's boss and many of his co-workers for the first time. Yikes!
P.S. Mr. Incredible said no to my idea for a Valentine's sofa. Sniff, sniff. We settled on a fish and seafood lunch out and a scallop dinner in followed by a movie on vudu. Have you watched a movie on vudu? The streaming speed and picture quality was fantastic!