'Cuz I just joined the 21st Century.
Mr. Incredible had apparently grown tired of hearing me say that I was the last person in the world without a smartphone. And the terrible reception my phone had at camp this last week and the prior year probably helped my cause a little, too.
But if you call me or if you text me, don't expect me to answer for at least the next week. I haven't figured out how to turn it on yet. I might have to break down and ask my twelve year old.