You never know what you will hear at practice that is completely inappropriate if you take it out of context. Quotes that I unintentionally set myself up for this week:
Me: "I'm inside of you." (communicating that I'm passing someone on the inside of the track.)
Teamate: "That's what he said."
Me: "When we get around the corner, I'll do you." (meaning that I would give her a push after the turn)
Teamate: raised eyebrow, follwed by giggle
We are supposed to communicate when we are playing, but I think I'm going to keep my mouth shut until I can refrain from saying things that can be misconstrued.
Favorite quote from Saturday's practice:
"I only have, like, a hundred sets of wheels, so I can match all my outfits."
I heart my trainer.