It has recently been brought to my attention that Miss Proper no longer wishes to be called Miss Proper. I asked her if she would prefer if I called her Trixie, Trina, or Bunny. She didn't laugh. Menstrual Queen brought a look of panic. Cute Boy Stalker is out, too... And so, we shall be on the lookout for a more suitable moniker for her. Suggestions welcomed, even encouraged. I. Got. Nothin'. Zip. Zero. Zilch. It was hard enough coming up with her first pseudonym. It guess I could just call her Number One.