Thursday, February 24, 2011

Again, from the mouth of Bonus

Bonus: Mommy, can you give me that stuff that you spray the air wuf when it's stinky.  You know, the kind that goes "pssssssht" and is in the blue can.

Me: And you need this why?

Bonus: [pinching nose] Because the bathroom is P.U.  It smells like rats.

Me: Rats?  What do rats smell like?

Bonus: You know, like mices.  They smell like mices.

Me: Uh-huh. We can take care of that, I think.  [Spray located and in hand following him to the offending bathroom.]

I don't think the bathroom would smell so much like "rats" or "mices" if the small people in my house could pick up this little talent called flushing.

1 comment:

  1. Tell me about it. With three boys and a man in the house, flushing is only for special occasions it seems. You don't even want to know what my boys bathroom looks like (or smells like for that matter).

    But why talk about bathrooms when we can talk beer. If you truly want to go Wisconsin, you gotta get some Old Milwaukee (aptly named Old Drill or Old Swill from my college days) or Pabst Blue Ribbon. But if I'm being honest, any beer will work just fine. You're cooking it into the soup so it's not as though you're going to show case it. It's just adding a level of depth to the flavor.

    Thanks so much for the sweet comment. How everything going in Texas? I really want to get back for a visit one of these days. I need the boys to be just a couple years older so I can handle a multiple day drive with them.