Bonus: Mommy, can you give me that stuff that you spray the air wuf when it's stinky. You know, the kind that goes "pssssssht" and is in the blue can.
Me: And you need this why?
Bonus: [pinching nose] Because the bathroom is P.U. It smells like rats.
Me: Rats? What do rats smell like?
Bonus: You know, like mices. They smell like mices.
Me: Uh-huh. We can take care of that, I think. [Spray located and in hand following him to the offending bathroom.]
I don't think the bathroom would smell so much like "rats" or "mices" if the small people in my house could pick up this little talent called flushing.