The story is too long. The details are too many. Suffice it to say that Bonus went to bed with no dinner, which made me incredibly sad, and the drama that ensued lasted for FORTY-FIVE minutes. Calgon is certainly not going to be enough to take me away tonight. Can you say Jack? Well, if it didn't actually taste like it came from a barrel and I had some in my home, I would be saying Jack. I would probably be saying Jack a couple of times.
Instead, I'm just going to pick out a shirt to wear with my new jeggings. Oh yes, I did. They may just be my new favorites.