Out of nowhere while I'm making lunch for Miss Proper...
Bonus: I have thirty-six girlfriends.
Miss Proper, who would love to have one boyfriend, looks at him and raises an eyebrow. Then, she smiles at me. We know this is about to be good.
Me: Hmmm. I guess the ladies love you, L.L. Cool J.
Bonus: Yeah. (frown washes over face) But you can't marry a girlfriend.
Me: You can't?
Me: Well, then who do you marry?
Bonus: The one in the way, way, way back. In choir.
Me: Who is she?
Bonus: I don't know yet. I'll have to show you.
Indeed, I will need to check her out; I can't wait to meet her. Choir starts September 12. I hope she comes from a good family.
Enjoy your day!