Monday, August 30, 2010

The Dread Pirate Bonus

Aight, can you say gangsta?  That 'Tato Head ring is tite, lil homey.

Because I feel like I have left him out of the conversation for quite some time, I would like to bring Bonus Baby back in. 

Unfortunately, I can't.

The sweet little boy you know as Bonus has been kidnapped and replaced by the Dread Pirate Bonus.  The Dread Pirate Bonus just about got himself kicked out of Sunday School this past Sunday.  No, I'm not kidding.  Teach was just about to call in the Preschool Minister.  And not for kissing girls this time.  For getting in a little bit of loud word match with a cute kid who he just can't seem to get along with.  And then not calming down or cleaning up the toys.  Sigh.  At pickup, he, Mr. Dennis, and Mr. Incredible talked about said incident, and then, Bonus went back to apologize to everyone.  Can you say complete and utter parental mortification?   

We have spent a good deal of time the past month talking to the Dread Pirate Bonus about unacceptable behavior, respecting his teachers and classmates, listening, having self-control, etc...  We are hoping it kicks in before next Sunday.  Just to be safe, I'm avoiding that hallway and his teachers for the rest of pre-K.  I'll let you know how that's working out for me...

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